About this song
Fblthp had always hated crowds. All he wanted was to sweep his paths and polish his plaques in the Magisters' Gardens. Instead, the multiverse keeps dragging him into its biggest catastrophes. This is his song - anxious, lost, and totally relatable.
Lyrics
[Intro] [Verse 1] I had a job, a simple job Polish plaques and sweep the paths The magisters don't ask for much Just keep the fountains free of trash My one good eye was on the ground My allergies were acting up Then someone opened up a door And suddenly there's far too much [Pre-Chorus] Too many legs and too many feet Too many voices on the street I only want to find my way But every turn's a new mistake [Chorus] Totally lost, I'm totally lost again Three feet tall in a world of giants Totally lost, won't somebody take me Back to my garden, back to my quiet life I hate the crowds, I hate the noise I close my eye and pray it ends But every time I open up I'm somewhere worse than where I've been [Verse 2] A Rakdos show, a week of screams They thought I was a volunteer I climbed the tallest thing I found A dragon statue way up here The whole plane's burning down below A zombie army at the gate I'd tell you that I'm terrified But this still beats the Juri Revue [Pre-Chorus] Too many spells and too many swords Too many planeswalkers at war I only meant to find the stairs I don't know how I ended... there [Chorus] [Bridge] They'll put my name upon a plaque When I am long dead and gone, they say Reward for services I gave To missions I did not request A cyclops found me in the rain He smashes things, I squeak and point The strangest friendship ever made Between two creatures with one eye [Final Chorus] Totally lost, I'm totally lost again Cowboy hat on in a desert somewhere Totally lost, there's a portal behind me But I don't know where it goes from here I hate the sand, I hate the sun I'm one eye wide in a brand new world Has anybody seen the path That leads a little homunculus home? [Outro] I just want to go home I just want to sweep my paths Where did everybody... Oh no, not again
